Congratulations, you are not dumb.

Spend some Magnificents at the store.

Seriousy, we hate racism.

Agent Awesome kills people.

You just shot a dog dude, what´s wrong with you?

And dogs, and aliens.

Complete "The Office" section of the game.

That guy was researching a cure for Ebola asshole.

Koalas cuteness levels drop to zero when they try and kill you.

And cyborgs and sharks.

Whoa, that was amazing. You should Youtube that shit.

Max any stat of any weapon.

Earn a total of 10,000 Magnificents.

Tonight I dine on Fin Soup

Finish the game.

Play the Tutorial 5 times.

Complete "The Lab" section of the game.

Basically Agent Awesome kills everything.

Well that was exciting.

We get it, you need magnificents, but there are other 11 levels you can farm.

Max out any weapon.

Damn fine spywork.

Finish Level 1 Using only the RPG.

Earn a total of 25,000 Magnificents.

Complete "The HQ" section of the game.

If you where smelling Bacon you would have done the same.

Well, that guy is definetly not having an open casket.

Right between the eyes !

Just, no death threats time please.

Earn a total of 50,000 Magnificents.

Complete "The Lab" section of the game with the Genocide bonus on every level.

Finish level 12 using only the gun.

Electrocute an enemy by hacking the electric floor with a Hack Grenade.

Earn a total of 100,000 Magnificents.

Complete "The HQ" section of the game with the Genocide bonus.

Complete "The Lab" section of the game with the Gandhi´s Ghost bonus on every level.

Get the highest score possible on every level.

Complete "The HQ" section of the game with the Gandhi´s Ghost bonus.

Literally nothing should be able to stop you now.