Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Not in my backlog! Don't let the game just sit in your unplayed games pile! | 100% | 17/10/2022, 06:44:23 |
 | Mmm.. Pizza! Find the address of the theatre | 66.15% | 17/10/2022, 07:06:15 |
| From here to there Create a map to get to the theatre | 61.46% | 17/10/2022, 07:15:15 |
| Don't be a Wonka Find the "Golden Ticket" | 58.33% | 17/10/2022, 07:18:57 |
| Nil Desperandum Ask Samantha for a date | 50% | 17/10/2022, 07:36:06 |
| Poor Lucy! Find the missing SD card | 48.96% | 17/10/2022, 07:44:46 |
| In just a jiffy Find the Spanish software module | 48.96% | 17/10/2022, 07:42:56 |
| Habla Espanol Install the Spanish software module | 48.44% | 17/10/2022, 07:59:02 |
| Only an hour! Transcribe interviews for Sam | 47.92% | 17/10/2022, 07:59:55 |
 | My secret identity Pick a name for your alter-ego | 45.83% | |
| Weak as water Fail the strength test | 44.79% | |
| With clogs in Clog the toilet at the theatre | 43.23% | |
| A tortoise in treacle Fail the speed test | 42.19% | |
| Who's the daddy? Complete the strength test | 42.19% | |
| Magnetic personality Retrieve the magnet from the speaker | 42.19% | |
| Cupid stunts Get Consuela's phone number for Kirk | 41.15% | |
| To the max! Take the treadmill to maximum speed | 41.15% | |
| Consuela's Got Talent! Get Consuela an audition from Stefan | 38.54% | |
| Macgruber! Build a "foolproof" rigged crossbow | 38.54% | |
| Seven week itch Use the floor vent to help you fly | 38.02% | |
| William Tell Shoot an apple off of Kyle's head | 38.02% | |
| Vinegar stroke Tell the nurse Kyle's having a stroke | 37.5% | |
 | A Patriot is Born Complete the game | 36.98% | |
 | Balls of Steel Blackmail Stefan directly | 33.33% | |
| Keeping it real Tell the nurse that you're still Kyle | 33.33% | |
| A true patriot Tell the nurse you love America | 31.25% | |
 | Whedonesque Tell the nurse you want to be in a movie | 30.21% | |
 | Balls Missing Let Stefan bribe you | 28.65% | |
 | Make 'em wonder Tell the nurse you love your "Boy Wonder" | 28.12% | |
| Side of the angels Tell the nurse you want to conquer evil | 27.08% | |
| Brass monkeys Tell the nurse you want an 80's TV reunion | 26.56% | |
| Losing my mind Tell the nurse you're the Purple Patriot | 26.04% | |
| The King and I Tell the nurse you're the King of Siam | 24.48% | |
 | You're Gorgias Tell the nurse you don't love anyone | 24.48% | |
 | I aim to misbehave Defy Mel repeatedly in the tutorial | 23.44% |