Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Not in my backlog! Don't let the game just sit in your unplayed games pile! | 100% | 02/10/2022, 06:47:19 |
 | Mmm.. Pizza! Find the address of the theatre | 66.15% | 02/10/2022, 06:49:31 |
| From here to there Create a map to get to the theatre | 61.46% | 02/10/2022, 06:52:30 |
| Don't be a Wonka Find the "Golden Ticket" | 58.33% | 02/10/2022, 06:53:47 |
| Nil Desperandum Ask Samantha for a date | 50% | 02/10/2022, 06:55:57 |
| Poor Lucy! Find the missing SD card | 48.96% | 02/10/2022, 07:04:25 |
| In just a jiffy Find the Spanish software module | 48.96% | 02/10/2022, 07:03:01 |
| Habla Espanol Install the Spanish software module | 48.44% | 02/10/2022, 07:03:42 |
| Only an hour! Transcribe interviews for Sam | 47.92% | 02/10/2022, 07:05:30 |
| My secret identity Pick a name for your alter-ego | 45.83% | 02/10/2022, 07:18:39 |
| Weak as water Fail the strength test | 44.79% | 02/10/2022, 07:23:59 |
| With clogs in Clog the toilet at the theatre | 43.23% | 02/10/2022, 07:13:46 |
| A tortoise in treacle Fail the speed test | 42.19% | 02/10/2022, 07:28:17 |
| Who's the daddy? Complete the strength test | 42.19% | 02/10/2022, 07:26:37 |
| Magnetic personality Retrieve the magnet from the speaker | 42.19% | 02/10/2022, 07:21:20 |
| Cupid stunts Get Consuela's phone number for Kirk | 41.15% | 02/10/2022, 07:35:32 |
| To the max! Take the treadmill to maximum speed | 41.15% | 02/10/2022, 07:38:17 |
| Consuela's Got Talent! Get Consuela an audition from Stefan | 38.54% | 02/10/2022, 09:08:55 |
| Macgruber! Build a "foolproof" rigged crossbow | 38.54% | 02/10/2022, 09:14:19 |
| Seven week itch Use the floor vent to help you fly | 38.02% | 02/10/2022, 09:26:15 |
| William Tell Shoot an apple off of Kyle's head | 38.02% | 02/10/2022, 09:17:40 |
| Vinegar stroke Tell the nurse Kyle's having a stroke | 37.5% | 02/10/2022, 09:31:58 |
 | A Patriot is Born Complete the game | 36.98% | 02/10/2022, 09:37:21 |
| Balls of Steel Blackmail Stefan directly | 33.33% | 02/10/2022, 09:08:05 |
| Keeping it real Tell the nurse that you're still Kyle | 33.33% | 02/10/2022, 09:36:49 |
| A true patriot Tell the nurse you love America | 31.25% | 02/10/2022, 09:37:12 |
| Whedonesque Tell the nurse you want to be in a movie | 30.21% | 02/10/2022, 09:37:05 |
 | Balls Missing Let Stefan bribe you | 28.65% | 02/10/2022, 09:07:14 |
 | Make 'em wonder Tell the nurse you love your "Boy Wonder" | 28.12% | 02/10/2022, 09:38:37 |
| Side of the angels Tell the nurse you want to conquer evil | 27.08% | 02/10/2022, 09:38:28 |
| Brass monkeys Tell the nurse you want an 80's TV reunion | 26.56% | 02/10/2022, 09:39:27 |
| Losing my mind Tell the nurse you're the Purple Patriot | 26.04% | 02/10/2022, 09:38:06 |
| The King and I Tell the nurse you're the King of Siam | 24.48% | 02/10/2022, 09:39:15 |
 | You're Gorgias Tell the nurse you don't love anyone | 24.48% | 02/10/2022, 09:39:35 |
 | I aim to misbehave Defy Mel repeatedly in the tutorial | 23.44% | 02/10/2022, 06:41:21 |