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Yes"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

88.54%04/01/2023, 18:35:14
Yes"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.

86.33%04/01/2023, 18:36:48
Yes"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

66.87%04/01/2023, 18:10:34
Yes"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

62.5%04/01/2023, 18:21:49
Yes"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.

61.58%04/01/2023, 16:56:06
Yes"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.

59.99%04/01/2023, 21:16:57
Yes"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.

59.23%04/01/2023, 21:18:41
NoYear 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

44.58% 
No"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

43.98% 
No"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.

43.94% 
No"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

42.7% 
No"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.

41.42% 
No"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."

Scare the living a few times.

41.36% 
No"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

39.77% 
No"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.

37.51% 
No"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

36.68% 
Yes"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

36%06/01/2023, 01:09:46
No"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.

34.89% 
No"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

34.49% 
No"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."

Talk to Glottis about cravings.

33.7% 
NoYear 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

30.31% 
No"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

28.21% 
No"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

26.73% 
No*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.

26.68% 
NoYear 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

25.54% 
No"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.

25.08% 
No"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

24.93% 
Yes"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

24.59%06/01/2023, 01:30:50
No"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.

24.54% 
No"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"

Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

24.17% 
No"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.

23.91% 
NoYear 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

23.63% 
No"Happy trails, Captain."

See Chepito on his way.

22.62% 
No"Consider it an homage."

Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

21.57% 
No"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."

Hold to your commitments.

21.15% 
No"Manuel! Is everything okay?"

Play with the radio.

20.51% 
No"Oh, Lola..."

Revisit the place where you left Lola.

17.98% 
Yes"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"

Try to intimidate the pigeons.

17.76%06/01/2023, 01:32:46
No"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

17.71% 
No"...so large"

Meet the mechanics.

16.57% 
No"It shone, pale as bone..."

Look at the moon.

14.6% 
No"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."

Listen to Carla's whole story.

13.12% 
No"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

Crack a joke.

6.34% 
No"Stop showing off for the girl!"

Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

5.41% 
No"Oh Rusty Anchor"

Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

5.32% 
No"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!"

Chant with the bees.

5.3% 
NoThe Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.

4.1% 

    

Achievements last synchronized on 25/01/2023, 09:01.