Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Invited You've been cordially invited. | 90.99% | 22/01/2023, 23:05:35 |
 | Cheddar Buoy Biscuits One will keep you afloat, but a basket will surely sink you. | 18.49% | |
| Sweetwater You have completed the Sweetwater campaign. | 18.49% | |
| Necronomnomicon Rib stickin' meals for skelly bellies. | 15.12% | |
| Gooliette Je ne peux pas oublier le Gooliette! | 13.92% | |
| Dragonslayer You slay queen! | 10.56% | |
| T'owl Feather You finally found the T'owl you were looking for. | 9.84% | |
| Bookwyrm With a little ketchup, there's no book you won't devour. | 8.64% | |
| Run Home You have completed the Run Home campaign. | 8.4% | |
| Smashed Record It's more of a lightly scratched record actually. | 7.92% | |
| Resurrector You've brought Brevik back from beyond the brink in the buff! | 6.72% | |
| Ace Captain The divot you leave in the captain's chair is unfillable by any other rear. | 6.72% | |
| Pumpkin Pail You've survived enough tricks to earn a treat! | 5.52% | |
| Evil Eye The pendant is a ward against Samhain's witchcraft. | 5.04% | |
| Cold Brew Simply the best way to brew beans. | 5.04% | |
 | Spoiler Alert Why do you seek spoilers of your own story? | 4.8% | 23/01/2023, 01:32:51 |
| Blue Milk You've replaced your blood with blue milk and somehow managed to survive. | 4.56% | |
| Second Gumming Let's hope that was the last gumming... | 4.32% | |
| Quantum Power You're powered by the RNG of the universe! | 4.32% | |
| Chimosine Good luck getting rid of this cat now! | 4.32% | |
| Party Leaver You're more of a party-leaver than a partygoer. | 4.08% | |
| Gladiator You are the master of the arena. | 4.08% | |
| Ring Runner The Rings are conentric superhighways that circumscribe the universe. Those who venture the stratums between them are known as Ring Runners. | 3.84% | |
| Samhain You accepted the challenge, fought and never lost. | 3.84% | |
| Sage The crown in your mind has restored the way to the Will. | 3.84% | |
 | The Goo'ed Life You got hitched to the goo. | 3.6% | |
| Lycanthropy Better start shopping for razors in the bulk aisle. | 3.36% | |
| Kaiju You took the thunder lizard by the horns and drove it out of town. | 3.36% | |
| Head Engineer The Steam Workship is yours! | 3.12% | |
| Vampirism Anyone got any otter blood? | 3.12% | |
| Binary Division You split a rock in half down to an molecule. | 3.12% | |
| Deco Quest The mystery of the Halloween prankster has been solved. | 2.64% | |
| Corn Cannon Finally, a good use for candy corn. | 2.64% | |
| Krampus You've un-Kramp-efied the holiday season! | 2.4% | |
| Bringin' Down the House The frat boys are gonna need a new roof. | 2.4% | |
| Slam Page King of the monsters. | 2.16% | |
| Armored Glove The high score is now in your iron grip! | 2.16% | |
| Witch Coven You've signed your name into the ledger. | 2.16% | |
| Top Ten You're initial top charts! | 1.92% | |
| Asteroid Ace You ain't afraid of no rocks. | 1.92% | |
| Bean Counter It'll be a dark day when you're fooled by a jar of jelly beans. | 1.92% | |
| Crate Master Wooden boxes tremble in your presence. | 1.92% | |
| Duril Not a single molecule of duril escaped your mote-toter! | 1.92% | |
| Endless Run There's no end to this run, but you've gone far enough to warrant reward. | 1.92% | |
| Ring Runner Arcade Hope an alien race wasn't watching your leet skills... | 1.92% | |
| Halloween Machine Fear-powered! | 1.92% | |
| Key of Freedom Freedom is relying on those you trust. | 1.68% | |
| The Tower You have overcome The Wizard's trial and bested him atop his tower. | 1.68% | |
| Perfect! Flawless victory... | 1.68% | |
| Backup Save this run to your highlight reel! | 1.68% | |
| Great Betrayer In a room full of demons, you're the bad guy. | 1.44% | |
| Supa Lupa You've made your friend Lupa more supa! | 1.44% | |
| Killing Machine You don't need no bots to know how to rock! | 1.44% | |
| Number 1 Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket? #1 without retries! | 1.44% | |
| Vigilante You're not the justice we need, but you are the justice we deserve. | 1.44% | |
| Shinoobi You're the master of all noobies. | 1.44% | |
| Skate White You can drop in and smack the lip with the best of them. | 1.44% | |
| Anubis Who will shepherd souls when the guardians of the dead lay strewn in the sand? | 1.2% | |
| Sweetwater Taffy How many times must you cleanse the spring of Sweetwater? | 1.2% | |
| Kooky Cookies Those were the kookiest cookies you ever cooked. | 0.96% | |
| Survivalist You've battled back the corruption of the world to its origin and returned unscathed. | 0.96% | |
| Barrely Victorious You were barrely victorious! | 0.96% | |
| Majority Owner Because most of the gold is just not enough. | 0.96% | |
| Redeemer No one is ever beyond redemption. | 0.96% | |
| Self-Destruct Mutton You've always got one finger on the mutton. | 0.96% |