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Yes"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

88.54%06/03/2023, 21:15:39
Yes"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.

86.33%07/03/2023, 16:58:45
Yes"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

66.87%07/03/2023, 17:23:11
Yes"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

62.5%07/03/2023, 17:32:23
Yes"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.

61.58%06/03/2023, 21:22:42
Yes"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.

59.99%10/03/2023, 13:08:24
Yes"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.

59.23%10/03/2023, 13:13:59
YesYear 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

44.58%13/03/2023, 21:31:57
Yes"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

43.98%10/03/2023, 14:15:48
Yes"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.

43.94%13/03/2023, 21:29:59
Yes"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

42.7%13/03/2023, 21:43:50
Yes"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.

41.42%13/03/2023, 21:41:21
No"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."

Scare the living a few times.

41.36% 
Yes"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

39.77%13/03/2023, 22:02:10
Yes"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.

37.51%19/03/2023, 12:15:30
Yes"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

36.68%13/03/2023, 21:55:19
Yes"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

36%10/03/2023, 13:47:53
Yes"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.

34.89%19/03/2023, 11:53:39
Yes"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

34.49%21/03/2023, 18:16:11
No"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."

Talk to Glottis about cravings.

33.7% 
YesYear 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

30.31%21/03/2023, 19:04:39
Yes"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

28.21%18/03/2023, 10:49:11
No"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

26.73% 
No*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.

26.68% 
NoYear 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

25.54% 
No"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.

25.08% 
No"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

24.93% 
Yes"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

24.59%10/03/2023, 13:15:57
Yes"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.

24.54%18/03/2023, 10:41:44
No"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"

Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

24.17% 
No"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.

23.91% 
NoYear 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

23.63% 
No"Happy trails, Captain."

See Chepito on his way.

22.62% 
Yes"Consider it an homage."

Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

21.57%18/03/2023, 10:59:28
No"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."

Hold to your commitments.

21.15% 
No"Manuel! Is everything okay?"

Play with the radio.

20.51% 
No"Oh, Lola..."

Revisit the place where you left Lola.

17.98% 
Yes"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"

Try to intimidate the pigeons.

17.76%10/03/2023, 13:21:22
Yes"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

17.71%13/03/2023, 21:38:32
No"...so large"

Meet the mechanics.

16.57% 
Yes"It shone, pale as bone..."

Look at the moon.

14.6%13/03/2023, 21:51:24
No"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."

Listen to Carla's whole story.

13.12% 
No"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

Crack a joke.

6.34% 
No"Stop showing off for the girl!"

Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

5.41% 
Yes"Oh Rusty Anchor"

Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

5.32%19/03/2023, 12:13:30
No"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!"

Chant with the bees.

5.3% 
NoThe Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.

4.1% 

    

Achievements last synchronized on 14/04/2023, 03:03.