Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | What's Cooking? Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ! | 76.75% | |
 | Ready For Daddyhood Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic) | 76.58% | |
| Dirty Daddy Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic) | 47.28% | |
| One Last Goodbye Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic) | 46.62% | |
 | A True Gentleman Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic) | 27.47% | |
| Baby's On Fire AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! | 27.14% | |
| Iced Iced Baby Freeze in the fridge as a Baby | 19.98% | |
| Child Prodigy Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic) | 19.98% | |
| Daddy Let Me Drown Drown 25 Times | 8.82% | |
| Daddy That Kills People Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic) | 7.66% | |
| Fruit Based Feed 25 Fruits to Babies | 4.99% | |
| Doctor Daddy Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies | 2.33% | |
| Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen Cook 25 Steaks (Classic) | 2.16% | |
| Life's A Bleach Drink 50 gallons of bleach | 2% | |
| Psycho Daddy Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic) | 2% | |
| Dad of The Year Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic) | 1.66% | |
| Infantality | 1.66% | ||
| Sneaky Baby | 1.66% | ||
| Baby of The Year Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic) | 1.66% | |
| Extra Toasty Die from toaster explosions 10 times | 1.66% | ||
| Fast and Curious Crash 15 Cars as a Baby | 1.66% | ||
| Deal With It | 1.66% | ||
| Champion of The House Complete all the challenges (Classic) | 1.33% | |
| Life's a Bleach2 | 0.17% | ||
| Good Daddy | 0.17% | ||
 | Toasted Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water | 0% | |
| This is not how you play Slip and Die Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only) | 0% | |
 | Ready for the Big Leagues Score on the basketball net | 0% | |
| Choked on Balls Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls | 0% | |
 | Lawn Daddy Mow your lawn | 0% | |
| Disobedient You ignored the note | 0% | |
| Pan Head Get hit in the head with a pan | 0% | |
| Dug Straight Down Fell into the lava | 0% | |
| Acrobatically Inclined Swing through the hoop | 0% | |
| You are what you Eat eat at least 100 hotdogs | 0% | |
| Imma Powder Out inhaled too much baby powder | 0% | |
| Turn a Rat into a Snack Follow the squeaks (Remake) | 0% | |
| Baby's First... Get your first win as a baby. (Remake) | 0% | |
| I'm Your Daddy. Win your first Daddy Game (Remake) | 0% | |
| Riding Dirty Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake) | 0% | |
| Attempted Vehicular Infanticide Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake) | 0% | |
| Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake) | 0% | |
| Plumber's Apprentice Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake) | 0% | |
| Make a fish your dish You ate the fish. | 0% | |
| Played with balls Did you have fun? | 0% | |
| Escape Lookout Cove Dig out Lookout Cove | 0% |