Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Give a Man a Hospital... Cure 1 Patient | 100% | 15/03/2019, 10:35:06 |
 | Double Digits Have a Level 10 Hospital | 62.63% | 16/01/2024, 16:31:38 |
 | Bells & Whistles Conduct 25 Machine Upgrades | 35.89% | |
 | Teach a Man to Hospital... Cure 1000 Patients | 35.79% | |
 | Low Brow Shoot 1 Monobeast | 31.47% | |
 | I. See. You. Capture 100 Ghosts | 24.95% | |
 | County-Wide Earn 15 Gold Stars | 22.84% | |
 | Double Double Have a Level 20 Hospital | 17.47% | |
 | Generating Business Injure someone with an exploding machine | 15.58% | |
 | Two Point Bounty Earn 10,000 Kudosh | 15.05% | |
 | Peer-Reviewed Complete a Multiplayer Challenge | 14.74% | 13/01/2024, 02:26:27 |
 | Well-Informed Complete 50 Research Projects | 7.68% | |
 | Icebreaker Complete Superbug Project "Hair Removal" | 6.42% | |
 | JUMBO Reach $50,000,000 Organisation Value | 6.42% | |
 | Jung at Heart Train a World-Class Psychiatrist | 6% | |
 | Dr Know Train a World-Class Researcher | 6% | |
 | I'd Like To Thank My Mother Win every award in a single hospital | 6% | |
 | Inter-Countinental Earn 30 Gold Stars | 6% | |
 | Always Be Curing Run 50 Marketing Campaigns | 4% | |
 | Furry Good Review Knock the socks off of Bartholomew F. Yeti | 2.32% | |
 | Cut Above Train a World-Class Surgeon | 2.21% | |
 | High Altitude Health Service Earn 1 Star at each hospital in the Pointy Mountains | 2.11% | |
 | Pointy Mountain G.O.A.T Earn 45 Gold Stars | 2.11% | |
 | Now Even Cheesier Complete the "Cheesier Gubbins" Research Project in Swelbard | 1.79% | |
 | Curing Spree Get a Curing Spree on Topless Mountain | 1.26% | |
 | Busman's Holiday Earn 1 Star at each hospital on Pebberley Island | 1.26% | |
 | The New Gold Standard Earn 54 Gold Stars | 1.05% | |
 | Kissed by a Nurse Cure a patient with Frogborne | 0.95% | |
 | The (Second) New Gold Standard Earn 63 Gold Stars | 0.63% | |
 | De-Lux Suite Have a Level 5 De-lux Clinic at the Underlook Hotel | 0.53% | |
 | Stealthily Healthily Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Close Encounters | 0.53% | |
 | Serial Collaborator Complete 50 Research Nodes | 0.53% | |
 | Rose Amongst The Pigeons Expose 50 Alien Infiltrators | 0.53% | |
 | Strength in Numbers Complete Superbug Project "Learning Machine Learning" | 0.42% | |
 | High Brow Shoot 10 Monobeasts in a row without missing | 0.42% | |
 | Symbiosis Unlock every plot in Overgrowth | 0.32% | |
 | Animation & Sanitation Activate every Robo-Janitor prototype in Chasm 24 | 0.21% | |
 | Life, the Universe and Everything Complete Wave 42 on Topless Mountain | 0.21% | |
 | The (Third) New Gold Standard Earn 72 Gold Stars | 0.21% | |
 | World 1 Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Hogsport, Lower Bullocks & Flottering | 0.11% | |
 | Swiss Cheese Hospital Cure 100 patients from time portals in a single year | 0% | |
 | De-Light Saving Time Cure a patient with Lightheadedness, Beheadedness, Hotheadedness, and Byteheadedness in Clockwise-above-Thyme | 0% | |
 | The (Sixth) New Gold Standard Earn 99 Gold Stars | 0% | |
 | Days of Suture Past Earn 1 Star at each hospital in A Stitch In Time | 0% | |
 | It's a Wind-up Collect 20 patients in one trip with a Pantomobile. | 0% | |
 | Besterizer Send 100 cured patients through the Yesterizer in Clockwise-above-Thyme | 0% | |
 | Character Development Train Roderick Cushion to Level 5 at Plywood Studios | 0% | |
 | Diversified Portaloo Have at least one of each type of ambulance fully upgraded in the same hospital. | 0% | |
 | The (Fifth) New Gold Standard Earn 90 Gold Stars | 0% | |
 | The (Fourth) New Gold Standard Earn 81 Gold Stars | 0% | |
 | Environmentally Friendliest Receive the highest possible Eco Rating | 0% | |
 | Greener Grass Maximise your Green Energy capacity in Windsock | 0% | |
 | Good VIBErations Achieve a high VIBE rating at Fitzpocket Academy | 0% | |
 | World 2 Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Mitton University, Tumble & Flemington | 0% | |
 | Sick-in-the-Mud Complete Wave 18 at Mudbury Festival | 0% | |
 | The (Seventh) New Gold Standard Earn 108 Gold Stars | 0% | |
 | Arts & Plaster Casts Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Culture Shock | 0% | |
 | Vote Windsock Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Off The Grid | 0% | |
 | First Catch Your Plant Cure a patient in the Herb Garden | 0% | |
 | Intensive Car Unit Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Speedy Recovery | 0% | |
 | You Got All The Best Lines Reach the top of every league table at once for 3 months | 0% |