Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Machine Puncher Beat Big Slugger | 93.65% | 21/03/2024, 15:28:51 |
 | The key to it all Find 1 Pacifier | 71.5% | 26/03/2024, 12:35:03 |
 | Brain Puncher Beat Manic | 61.02% | 26/03/2024, 13:56:39 |
 | Door Puncher Beat The Lab Guardian | 44.71% | |
| Punch Drunk Punch 1000 things | 40.68% | |
| 2014 Unlock Prototype Boy | 36.65% | |
| Looks familiar Find 1 Warp Zone | 36.45% | |
| Fetus Puncher Beat Dr Fetus | 34.44% | |
| God Puncher Beat Omega Alpha | 22.56% | |
| Green Screen Hero Unlock Meatsona | 11.28% | |
| I remember you Unlock Classic Boy and Classic Girl | 10.47% | |
| Pink Bomber Unlock Mega Bandage | 8.06% | |
| We have a new champion! Unlock Lil' Meat | 6.85% | |
| Similar yet legally distinct Beat Every Warp Zone | 6.24% | |
| Buffer Overrun Beat 0xDEADBEEF | 4.43% | |
| What even is this game? Unlock MZero | 3.83% | |
| Not a real doctor Unlock Dr. Fetus | 3.63% | |
| Insurance Fraud Unlock Classic Dr. Fetus | 3.42% | |
| Oak Boy Beat Chipper Grove Light World without dying | 3.42% | |
| Second time's a charm Beat the game on New Game Plus | 3.42% | |
| Straight Jacket Girl Beat The Clinic Light World without dying | 2.82% | |
| A race against Time Unlock Brownie | 2.82% | |
| Vaccine Boy Beat Tetanus City LIght World without dying | 2.82% | |
| S has come to Unlock Squirrel | 2.62% | |
| Afraid no more Unlock Manic | 2.62% | |
| Research Girl Beat The Lab Light World without dying | 2.62% | |
| Dilation Boy Beat The Other Side Light World without dying | 2.62% | |
 | For the vegans Unlock Tofu Boy | 2.62% | |
| Relationship Goals Unlock the ultimate couple | 2.42% | |
| Golden God! Beat the game completely | 2.42% | |
| Development Boy Beat The Lab Dark World without dying | 2.22% | |
| Teak Girl Beat Chipper Grove Dark World without dying | 2.22% | |
| Heat Death Girl Beat The Other Side Dark World without dying | 2.22% | |
| Lock Jaw Girl Beat Tetanus City Dark World without dying | 2.22% | |
| Psychopharmacology Boy Beat The Clinic Dark World without dying | 2.22% | |
| Page Fault Beat 0xDEADBEEF without dying | 2.22% |