Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Poop goes ploop! Ploop! | 99.4% | 15/12/2024, 04:59:50 |
 | Red Herring It worked! | 93.25% | 15/12/2024, 05:01:53 |
 | Peealot Peeing upside down since 2012! | 89.22% | 15/12/2024, 05:02:47 |
 | Beat dude with another dude! Where's my dude, dude? | 79.99% | 15/12/2024, 05:11:40 |
 | The day is saved! Yay! | 78.69% | 15/12/2024, 05:12:11 |
 | It's good to be short! But not always! | 63.78% | 15/12/2024, 05:05:22 |
 | CGAWAVE It's the new best thing! | 46.27% | 15/12/2024, 05:44:23 |
 | Do you have a spare asteroid? I might be addicted. | 45.56% | 15/12/2024, 05:35:48 |
 | Dead end! Haha! | 43.9% | 15/12/2024, 05:42:28 |
 | Learn to love! That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!) | 42.95% | 15/12/2024, 05:41:43 |
 | Nuclear dumpster diving! What can we find here? | 42.6% | 15/12/2024, 05:48:19 |
 | You scared it! You monster! | 42.13% | 15/12/2024, 05:57:52 |
 | The birth of a salary man Born to work (aren't we all?) | 41.42% | 15/12/2024, 06:04:29 |
 | McPixel is mom now! Free range mom, too! | 41.18% | 15/12/2024, 05:47:08 |
 | All gags you can eat! You found them! | 41.06% | 15/12/2024, 05:39:13 |
 | You can't hitch a bus! Or can you? | 39.76% | 15/12/2024, 06:49:49 |
 | Hello World! I drew this! | 38.1% | 15/12/2024, 05:51:48 |
 | I command this caterpillar! Go and search for fake money! | 36.8% | 15/12/2024, 06:01:27 |
 | Ice Swimming! It's the new cool thing! | 35.97% | 15/12/2024, 06:49:42 |
 | Food thief! The food belongs to the colony! | 35.5% | 15/12/2024, 05:59:46 |
 | Made it all the way! And what for? | 34.44% | |
 | I peed your pants. WHAT? | 33.25% | 15/12/2024, 05:49:01 |
 | Slay the lamb! It will bring upon destruction! | 31.71% | 15/12/2024, 06:55:05 |
| Forbidden love! Ahh, will they ever be together? | 31.48% | |
| Manual trasmission chopper! They don't make them like they used to! | 30.65% | |
 | Let some fresh air in! Like that one roommate who always opens the window! | 30.53% | 15/12/2024, 07:37:12 |
| What what? Where did it go? | 30.41% | |
 | I can't believe you've done that! He was sleeping! | 30.29% | 15/12/2024, 06:59:38 |
 | Now that's a danger noodle With a case of nuclear munchies! | 30.06% | 15/12/2024, 07:38:36 |
 | The funniest joke in the world It even tells you when to laugh! | 28.87% | 15/12/2024, 07:05:22 |
 | I love computers So good | 27.22% | 15/12/2024, 07:37:30 |
| Well done! Congratulations! | 26.74% | |
| My car is so pushy Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around! | 26.03% | |
| My people need me! And worst of all, I'm late for work! | 24.97% | |
| What I always wanted to be when I grow up! No human, no worries! | 24.97% | |
 | Wrong wire! Sorry, you messed up. | 24.73% | 15/12/2024, 07:13:56 |
 | Thanks for waiting! You shouldn't have! | 24.26% | 15/12/2024, 07:39:36 |
| Shoot'em up! Wait, that's not what it's called! | 24.02% | |
| It's my car! Gotta make sure it smells like it! | 23.31% | |
 | I understand! It's the language of my people! | 22.6% | 15/12/2024, 23:59:46 |
| Is there candy inside? One way to find out! | 22.6% | |
 | Giving up is a virtue! And worth it sometimes too! | 22.48% | 16/12/2024, 00:01:42 |
 | It's pants time! Wow! | 22.36% | 16/12/2024, 00:07:18 |
| BRB, gotta catch the train! It's a bullet-time-train! | 21.54% | |
 | Right in the jimmy! It was in self defense! | 21.42% | 15/12/2024, 22:30:35 |
| You won't make it back in time. Not a chance. | 20.95% | |
| Yes This is the correct thing to do. | 20.83% | |
 | Keep your feet on the ground! Or are you burnt out already? | 20.24% | 15/12/2024, 22:32:58 |
 | Back my fish up! Pow! | 19.88% | 16/12/2024, 00:05:51 |
 | You have a right to remain silent! It's only fair! | 19.76% | 15/12/2024, 07:24:41 |
 | Please don't come again! Ouch! | 19.41% | 16/12/2024, 00:02:25 |
 | You're a snack! ...for workgroups! | 19.17% | 15/12/2024, 22:31:24 |
 | Imma just hide in the corner Wait for this to blow over | 19.17% | 15/12/2024, 22:56:14 |
 | BURP CLOSED | 19.17% | 15/12/2024, 22:56:56 |
 | Clear the path! And get on it! | 19.05% | 15/12/2024, 22:33:46 |
| Closing the gap! Baby steps! | 18.58% | |
 | Touchdown! Wait, wrong sports! | 18.34% | 15/12/2024, 22:38:43 |
| Not THAT game! What's the word? | 18.22% | |
 | Awww, you didn't have to! Must've been love! | 18.11% | 15/12/2024, 23:09:26 |
| The bar for this dive was high! It was a high dive bar to overcome! | 17.75% | |
 | Way to go! Feels like the end of the world | 17.63% | 15/12/2024, 22:57:54 |
 | What's your goal there? Eh? | 17.28% | 15/12/2024, 22:35:37 |
| Everybody clap! That's a good landing! | 16.8% | |
 | Barbeque in my pants! It's hot! | 16.69% | 15/12/2024, 22:29:41 |
 | This is my missile! It has been marked! | 15.62% | 16/12/2024, 03:02:36 |
 | Take care of your eyeballs! Unless you have eyeballs of steel! | 15.5% | 16/12/2024, 03:15:09 |
| This is fishy! Need to investigate! | 14.91% | |
 | Why did you pick this up? You know what this is, right? | 14.91% | 16/12/2024, 03:21:42 |
| The defendant is ready! Objection! | 14.79% | |
| Ok, bye! Weeeeeee! | 14.67% | |
| Mom, I'm not a fish anymore! It was just a phase! | 14.56% | |
 | Are we there yet? No. | 14.2% | 16/12/2024, 03:50:03 |
 | Achievement Number 1 Congratulations! | 13.96% | 16/12/2024, 03:42:30 |
 | Date poacher! At least it worked! | 13.96% | 16/12/2024, 03:18:36 |
 | Stop beating my game! Heeey! | 13.84% | 16/12/2024, 04:13:26 |
 | Express elevator! Bye! | 13.73% | |
| Take this on your way down! Down low! | 13.61% | |
 | You got hit by a smooth golden bar! You are now worthy | 13.61% | 16/12/2024, 03:29:04 |
 | Do the worm! Yes! | 13.37% | 16/12/2024, 03:59:45 |
 | Uno, dos, tres Quattro! | 13.25% | 16/12/2024, 03:02:08 |
| Pee my ride! Full of gold! | 12.9% | |
 | That was unnecessary. At least you got an achievement, tho. | 12.78% | 16/12/2024, 03:53:31 |
| Can I get an 'amen'? No? Ok. | 12.78% | |
 | DJs don't stage dive, you maniac! Why would you do that? | 12.42% | 16/12/2024, 03:40:10 |
 | Throw it all away! Way to go! | 11.95% | 16/12/2024, 03:33:24 |
| Babies are evil! But aren't we all? | 11.71% | |
 | You can p** the dog Can I get a retweet for this? | 11.36% | 15/12/2024, 22:48:21 |
| Better call Sos! He knows all the solutions! | 11.24% | |
| And this is how I met him... Pants down best looking guy in town! | 10.18% | |
| There is nothing else! You have found all gags in the world! | 10.18% | |
| Why did you break it? Someone's gonna need it! | 10.06% | |
 | That's all of them! Poor dudes! | 8.64% | 16/12/2024, 03:30:35 |
| Diligent It's actually quicker this way too. | 7.81% |