Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | MOUSTACHED IDIOT Defeat Sir Major Dick Hipster | 89.29% | 19/01/2025, 18:02:14 |
 | B'SWITCHED Find the red-hearted secret switch | 34.84% | |
 | GET AWAY FROM HER YOU GLITCH Defeat Glitchgirl | 33.39% | |
 | THEY CALL THIS MUSIC? Defeat Without Andrew | 28.31% | |
 | TOUPEE OR NOT TOUPEE Defeat Mr Toupee | 23.96% | |
 | JAILBREAKERS Complete all levels in the first world | 23.23% | |
 | KING OF THE FLOPPIES Find all the floppy disks in the game | 22.5% | |
 | DEAD EVIL Complete all levels in the second world | 22.5% | |
 | SAY CHEESE Complete all levels in the final world | 22.5% | |
 | 8-INCH FLOPPY Find all the floppy disks in the third world | 21.78% | |
 | SON OF A SWITCH Find the white-hearted secret switch | 21.78% | |
 | KILL SWITCH Find the red-starred secret switch | 21.78% | |
 | CHALLENGE ACCEPTED Complete all 20 challenge levels | 21.78% | |
 | URBAN WARRIOR Complete all levels in the third world | 21.78% | |
 | 3½-INCH FLOPPY Find all the floppy disks in the first world | 21.78% | |
 | 5¼-INCH FLOPPY Find all the floppy disks in the second world | 21.78% | |
 | 12-INCH FLOPPY Find all the floppy disks in the final world | 21.78% | |
 | BURN THE SWITCH Find the white-starred secret switch | 21.78% |