Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Black Hog Down Defeat the Nightmare in Outer Cerebrum | 99.49% | 13/02/2025, 02:57:19 |
| Remembering of the past Unlock your first memory | 82.79% | 13/02/2025, 03:20:07 |
| Fight like an idiot Deal with The Jester in Conviction Lane | 82.62% | 13/02/2025, 03:29:54 |
| Ouch, that hurt! Get hit in the head by a Coco Bulb | 69.17% | 13/02/2025, 03:18:45 |
| Slam-KABAM Have a Slammer destroy an enemy | 64.91% | 13/02/2025, 04:35:09 |
| Repair the Mind Validation Machine Complete the Ethics Maze | 61.67% | 13/02/2025, 05:33:04 |
| A heavy thinker Enjoy some cerebrum cider in Principle Square | 58.94% | 13/02/2025, 06:47:18 |
| Elementary, My Dear Dusty Solve the crime in Principle Square | 58.6% | 13/02/2025, 07:00:27 |
 | Flee like an idiot Encounter The Jester in Limbic Uplands | 56.56% | |
| Heavy Thoughts Use a Thought Block to kill an enemy | 56.22% | |
| I'm Back at the Surface now Complete the game | 55.37% | |
| Dance like an idiot Dance with The Jester in The Moral Compass Core | 55.37% | |
| Come full circle Unlock all memories | 32.37% | |
| GOAAAAAAAAAL! Score a goal in Principle Square | 31.69% | 13/02/2025, 06:48:35 |
| Patient Listener Listen through the entire work-life-balance argument in Conviction Lane | 29.3% | 13/02/2025, 03:01:58 |
| You're a-MAZE-ing! Complete the entire Ethics Maze without taking any wrong turns | 16.7% | 13/02/2025, 05:29:40 |
| Whac-a-worker Fulfill the wishes of the Worker Opinion in Principle Square | 14.99% | 13/02/2025, 06:52:30 |
| Memory Completionist Get all Remembrane Shards in every level | 11.75% |