Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Babu Steps. Watch the tutorial | 100% | 09/10/2017, 15:27:19 |
 | You had one job! Don't beat the game. | 80.67% | 09/10/2017, 15:36:58 |
 | Playing with food. Kill four thousand civilians | 27.17% | 09/10/2017, 16:20:03 |
 | Golf Clap… Reach level five | 25.92% | |
 | Sharing is Caring! Trade with Myle | 21.33% | |
| Not all lizards! Get some love from a green friend. | 20.08% | |
| Bigger, fatter, harder Stack six power ups at once. | 15.83% | |
| Destruction derby! Destroy two thousand five hundred vehicles | 15.25% | |
| Call the police! Get robbed! | 15.08% | |
| Speed Runner! Beat the game under twenty five minutes | 11.83% | |
| Noob Cannon Kill fifty snipers | 11.33% | |
| Would you like fries with that COMBO?! Get a combo over 50. | 11.17% | |
| Home wrecker! Destroy six hundred buildings. | 10.75% | |
| BALLIN! Collect fifty thousand dollars | 7.25% | |
| Silver Lining. Win twenty five minigames. | 7% | |
| You tried! Unlock 40% of everything in the game | 6.83% | |
| Adblock Pro Destroy five hundred signs | 4.92% | |
| Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots, Shot-Shots! Break five thousand bottles | 4.67% | |
| Jazz hands… Reach level eight | 4.67% | |
| No Frugality Spend sixty five thousand dollars. | 4.58% | |
| Mr. Try Hard Beat the game once. | 4.25% | |
| Macro Management. Kill seventy five bosses. | 4.08% | |
| Technical Difficulties. Destroy thirty drones. | 4% | |
| Basement Dweller. Get fifty million points in combined game plays. | 3.92% | |
| Cool Stories, Bro Destroy thirty five thousand stories. | 3.92% | |
| King of Icons! Unlock all character power ups | 3.83% | |
| Humiliation Humiliate twenty bosses | 3.83% | |
| Glutton For Punishment. Beat the game three times. | 3.83% | |
| So you think it can't get worse? Lose twenty five mini-games. | 3.67% | |
| Hardcore Mode Unlocked You can now play in hardcore mode. | 3.5% | |
| An effort was made. Unlock 60% of everything in the game | 3.25% | |
| Get Swol. Boost health 50% using run bonuses | 3.17% | |
| I’m the BWASS! Beat the game five times | 3.08% | |
| I'm surprised you’re still playing this. Beat the game twenty times | 3.08% | |
| Props! Unlock 80% of everything in the game | 2.92% | |
| Dumpster Diver Unlock all run bonuses. | 2.75% | |
| Jet crusher! Destroy twenty jets. | 2.5% | |
| How I like my porn. Beat the game in hardcore mode. | 2.42% | |
| What's the safety word? Beat hardcore mode two times. | 2.42% | |
| Euthanize Me Daddy! Beat hardcore mode three times. | 2.42% | |
| Sheen.exe Get spooped. | 2.42% | |
| The Voyeur View all cutscenes | 2.42% | |
| The Devil is a Salesman Get Swindled | 2.42% | |
| Jirard would be proud! Unlock EVERYTHING! | 2.42% |