Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | "What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here. | 88.54% | 06/10/2017, 18:06:33 |
 | "Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon. | 86.33% | 06/10/2017, 19:43:31 |
 | "I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine. | 66.87% | 06/10/2017, 20:24:22 |
 | "Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche. | 62.5% | 06/10/2017, 20:39:23 |
 | "Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch. | 61.58% | 06/10/2017, 18:31:56 |
 | "Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva. | 59.99% | 06/10/2017, 20:48:05 |
 | "Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot. | 59.23% | 06/10/2017, 20:46:54 |
 | Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld. | 44.58% | 07/10/2017, 17:23:37 |
 | "...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch. | 43.98% | 07/10/2017, 17:21:29 |
 | "We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso. | 43.94% | 07/10/2017, 17:17:37 |
 | "YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system. | 42.7% | 07/10/2017, 17:32:55 |
 | "Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving. | 41.42% | 07/10/2017, 17:39:03 |
 | "Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times. | 41.36% | 06/10/2017, 20:06:30 |
 | "We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie. | 39.77% | |
 | "Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro. | 37.51% | 07/10/2017, 17:40:21 |
 | "We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game. | 36.68% | 07/10/2017, 19:59:13 |
 | "The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" Ask Glottis about the tree farm. | 36% | |
 | "So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out. | 34.89% | 07/10/2017, 19:51:26 |
 | "Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here. | 34.49% | 07/10/2017, 19:37:12 |
 | "It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings. | 33.7% | 06/10/2017, 18:42:47 |
 | Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld. | 30.31% | |
 | "Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar. | 28.21% | 07/10/2017, 18:28:48 |
 | "I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here. | 26.73% | |
 | *sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry. | 26.68% | |
 | Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold. | 25.54% | |
 | "I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way. | 25.08% | |
 | "Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you. | 24.93% | |
 | "'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times. | 24.59% | 06/10/2017, 20:51:10 |
 | "Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino. | 24.54% | 07/10/2017, 18:34:07 |
 | "IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics. | 24.17% | |
 | "Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche. | 23.91% | |
 | Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld. | 23.63% | |
 | "Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way. | 22.62% | |
 | "Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems. | 21.57% | 07/10/2017, 19:03:24 |
 | "I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments. | 21.15% | |
 | "Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio. | 20.51% | |
 | "Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola. | 17.98% | |
 | "Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons. | 17.76% | 06/10/2017, 21:05:56 |
 | "Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing. | 17.71% | 07/10/2017, 17:36:41 |
 | "...so large" Meet the mechanics. | 16.57% | |
 | "It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon. | 14.6% | 07/10/2017, 17:43:22 |
 | "Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story. | 13.12% | 07/10/2017, 19:26:49 |
 | "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke. | 6.34% | |
 | "Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight. | 5.41% | |
 | "Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song. | 5.32% | 07/10/2017, 20:30:34 |
 | "ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees. | 5.3% | 08/10/2017, 16:53:29 |
 | The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement. | 4.1% |