Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Got a Car and a Date Complete "Welcome to the Age of Metal" | 97.95% | 04/10/2017, 22:10:26 |
 | Start a Revolution Complete "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell" | 80.35% | 05/10/2017, 12:43:07 |
 | Thick as a Baby's Arm Complete "Lair of the Metal Queen" | 61.11% | 14/10/2017, 19:32:40 |
 | One Hit Wonder Purchase 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge | 56.41% | 14/10/2017, 19:14:53 |
 | Hair Remover Complete "Battle for Bladehenge" | 49.34% | 17/10/2017, 23:12:36 |
 | French Kiss Instructor Complete "Pilgrimage of Screams" | 35.37% | |
 | Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff Complete "Sanctuary of Sin" | 31.63% | |
 | Ran to the Hills Complete "It's Raining Death" | 30.29% | |
 | I've never touched an axe before Personally smote 300 enemies - any mode | 25.14% | |
 | Fistful of Fog Complete "Dry Ice, Wet Graves" | 22.7% | |
 | No More Tears Complete "Sea of Black Tears" | 20.04% | |
 | Master of the Flame Double Team with every Ironheade unit | 17.85% | |
 | Groupie Complete Campaign mode on Gentle | 17.8% | |
 | Silence, ground walker! Gain 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode | 15.14% | |
 | Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper Slay 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode | 14.82% | |
 | Roadie Complete Campaign mode on Normal | 13.28% | |
 | Protector Complete 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions | 11.89% | |
 | Serpent Samaritan Free 40 Bound Serpents | 11.48% | |
 | Squeal Like a Chicken Complete all racing secondary missions | 9.16% | |
 | Virtuoso Learn all guitar solos | 8.01% | |
 | Carnivore Run down 20 animals in the Deuce with the Coiling Maw equipped. | 7.35% | |
 | Favored Acquire 3,000 Fire Tributes | 6.47% | |
 | Practice Bloody Practice Win an AI stage battle - any difficulty | 6.42% | |
 | Overkill Complete all hunting secondary missions | 6.14% | |
 | Flowerslave Summon all Motor Forges | 6.05% | |
 | Whispering Rock Chisel four Razputin heads onto Mt. Rockmore. | 5.53% | |
 | Serpent Spanker Free 80 Bound Serpents | 5.5% | |
 | Now You Must Tell the Tale View all Legends | 4.44% | |
 | Beard Beard Action Beard! Make out with Ophelia while wearing the Mountain Man Threads. | 4.4% | |
 | Loyal Customer Purchase all upgrades in the Motor Forge | 4.2% | |
 | Cry Me a River Kill 20 Drowning Doom units with the Eye of Sorrow. | 4.11% | |
 | Norwegian Sendoff Visit the grave of a fallen hero while wearing the Black Metal Threads. | 3.8% | |
 | Tourist View all vistas | 3.6% | |
 | Voices From Beyond Unlock all songs in the Mouth of Metal | 3.57% | |
 | Serpent Savior Free all 120 Bound Serpents | 3.42% | |
 | Coolest Thing Ever Jump over a Hextadon in the Deuce | 3.26% | |
 | Legend Complete Campaign mode on Brütal | 3.13% | |
 | If You Want Blood, You Got It Kill 20 Tainted Coil units with the Disgorger. | 3.05% | |
 | Beast Master Ride one of every ridable animal. | 2.73% | |
 | A Face Like a Beast Kill 15 enemies with a Metal Beast while wearing the Zaulia Threads. | 2.67% | |
 | Boar Bather Ride a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and live to tell the tale. | 2.55% | |
 | Master of the Tear Double Team with every Drowning Doom unit | 2.35% | |
 | Master of the Blood Double Team with every Tainted Coil unit | 2.27% | |
 | Quill Tosser Kill a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins | 2% | |
 | Armchair General Win a single-player Stage Battle against the AI using only orders | 1.92% | |
 | Iron Fist Win an AI stage battle - Brütal difficulty | 1.82% | |
 | Hammer of Infinite Fate Tourist Play a multiplayer game on all Hammer of Infinite Fate multiplayer maps. | 1.72% | |
 | Metal God Achieve 100% completion on the stats screen | 1.72% | |
 | Ringleader Trap 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron's Double Team | 1.67% | |
 | Six Degrees of Schafer Play with or against another player who has this Achievement | 1.59% | |
 | Victör Win a ranked multiplayer match | 1.57% | |
 | Death From Above Kill 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death | 1.52% | |
 | Dollpocalypse Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team | 1.47% | |
 | Euthanasia Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter's Double Team | 1.38% | |
 | Sellout Spend 250,000 fans - any mode | 1.37% | |
 | Painkiller Kill 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher | 1.34% | |
 | Hammer of Fate Champion Win 10 games on Hammer of Infinite Fate maps - ranked or vs. the Brütal AI. | 1.34% | |
 | Subjügator Win 10 match-made multiplayer battles. | 1.29% | |
 | Cönquerer Win 50 match-made multiplayer battles. | 1.27% |