Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Beat the game Complete The Stanley Parable. | 74.2% | 16/10/2017, 16:20:53 |
 | Welcome back! Quit the game and then start it again. | 70.9% | 06/10/2017, 17:01:26 |
 | You can't jump No seriously, we disabled it. | 63.72% | 16/10/2017, 15:49:35 |
 | Achievement This is an achievement. | 40.06% | 06/10/2017, 17:03:58 |
 | Click on door 430 five times. Click on door 430 five times. | 36.75% | 16/10/2017, 17:05:13 |
 | 8888888888888888 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 | 19.81% | 16/10/2017, 16:08:02 |
 | Go outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. | 6.95% | 06/10/2017, 17:09:49 |
 | Speed run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times) | 4.63% | 16/10/2017, 16:23:20 |
 | Unachievable It is impossible to get this achievement. | 4.03% | 16/10/2017, 16:40:31 |
 | Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. | 1.49% | 16/10/2017, 18:21:50 |