Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Teleshabbies to the grave Send 50 Teleshabbies to the grave | 36.08% | |
 | Breaking Everything Finish a stage breaking every piece of the scene | 35.97% | |
 | Pluck feather by feather Finish a stage killing all the pigeons | 34.1% | |
 | No wussy's Finish a stage without using the special | 27.35% | |
 | Sailor Mules to the grave Send 50 Sailor Mules to the grave | 22.43% | |
 | Otaku Extinction Finish Otaku stage | 19.23% | |
 | Built Janitor Reach level 10 | 18.07% | |
 | Possesed Teleshabbies to the grave Send 10 possesed Teleshabbies to the grave | 17.9% | |
 | Enraged football fans to the grave Send 100 enraged Football Fans to the grave | 15.84% | |
 | Katia Big Butt to the grave Send 100 Katias Big Butt to the grave | 12.22% | |
 | Funcker Extinction Finish Funk stage | 10.64% | |
 | Funcker without headphones to the grave Send 100 Funckers without headphones to listen to that shit to the grave | 10.62% | |
 | Troll Hue Hue is over Finish Troll Hue Hue | 9.57% | |
 | Winged Plague Exterminate 100 pigeons | 8.62% | |
 | Evolved Janitor Reach level 20 | 8.47% | |
 | Money-grubbing to the grave Send 100 Money-Grubbings to the grave | 5.83% | |
 | Politician Extinction Finish Politician stage | 5.03% | |
 | Clean-up done Finish the game on Half-boner mode | 4.66% | |
 | Finished Clean-up Finish the game | 4.11% | |
 | Unbreakable Janitor End stage without taking damage | 3.99% | |
 | Junk's Challenge - 50 foes to the grave Send 50 foes to the grave at once during Junk's Challenge | 3.88% | |
 | Junk's Challenge - 100 foes to the grave Send 100 foes to the grave at once during Junk's Challenge | 3.64% | |
 | Goofy Crossdresser Janitor Buy all the Cosplays | 3.37% | |
 | False Prophet to the grave Send 100 False Prophets to the grave | 3.27% | |
 | Clowndidate to the grave Send 100 Clowndidates to the grave | 3.22% | |
 | Junk's Challenge - 200 foes to the grave Send 200 foes to the grave at once during Junk's Challenge | 3.21% | |
 | Complete Clean-up Finish the game on Half-boner mode with all the likes | 2.97% | |
 | Finished the Clean-up with the help of a douche Finished the game with 2 players | 2.69% | |
 | Junk's Challenge - 500 foes to the grave Send 500 foes to the grave at once during Junk's Challenge | 2.45% | |
 | Consumer Janitor Buy all the Weapons | 2.44% | |
 | Terrorist to the grave Send 100 Terrorists to the grave | 2.36% | |
 | Junk's Challenge - 1000 foes to the grave Send 1000 foes to the grave at once during Junk's Challenge | 2.19% | |
 | Clean-up done with hands tied Finish the game on Fuckin' Manly mode | 2.18% | |
 | Sayajeans Janitor Reach level 30 | 2.06% | |
 | Complete Macho Clean-up Finish the game on Fuckin' Manly mode with all the likes | 1.79% |