Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Play Multiplayer Play multiplayer at least once | 89.28% | 26/12/2017, 17:32:51 |
 | Play Around Play a gamemode that isn't sandbox | 84.87% | 12/12/2017, 18:47:05 |
 | Play Singleplayer Play singleplayer at least once | 81.99% | 12/12/2017, 18:08:45 |
 | Bad Coder Experience 500 Lua programming errors | 50.96% | |
 | Map Loader Play 20 different maps | 45.07% | 25/12/2017, 16:22:08 |
 | One Day 24 hours of your life wasted | 34.18% | |
 | Procreator Spawn 1000 NPCs | 23.62% | |
 | Half Marathon Play on the same server & map for 4 hours | 17.33% | |
 | Ball Eater Eat 200 balls | 14.65% | |
 | War Zone Killed 1000 Baddies | 12.96% | 19/12/2017, 18:08:10 |
| One Week One whole week of your life wasted | 10.84% | |
 | Marathon Play on the same server & map for 8 hours | 9.89% | |
 | Secret Phrase Say the secret phrase | 6.94% | |
 | Bad Friend Kill 1000 friendly NPCs | 6.42% | |
 | Creator Spawn 5000 props | 5.29% | |
 | Innocent Bystander Kill 1000 innocent animals | 5.16% | |
 | Popper Burst 1000 balloons | 4.2% | |
 | One Month One whole month of your life wasted | 3.91% | |
 | Startup Millenium Start Garry's Mod 1000 times | 3.18% | |
 | Dollhouse Spawn 2000 ragdolls | 3.17% | |
 | Friendly Play with 10 friends | 3.05% | |
 | Yes, I am the real garry! Play on the same server as garry | 2.95% | |
 | Destroyer Remove 5000 things | 2.81% | |
 | Menu User Open the spawnmenu 100,000 times | 2.79% | |
 | 10 Thumbs Your Workshop uploads got 10 thumbs | 2.53% | |
 | Addict You have wasted a year of your life playing GMod! | 2.28% | |
| 100 Thumbs Your workshop uploads got 100 thumbs | 2.28% | |
| 1000 Thumbs Your Workshop uploads got 1000 thumbs | 2.21% | |
 | Mega Upload Get 1000 thumbs on a single upload (then go to jail) | 2.2% |