Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Feces Happen Complete Level 1 | 99.42% | 30/12/2017, 12:02:08 |
 | To hell with Hell Complete Level 2 | 97.09% | 30/12/2017, 12:08:20 |
 | Bad Everything Day Complete Level 3 | 86.91% | 30/12/2017, 12:22:38 |
 | CarPoolin' Complete Level 4 | 77.45% | 30/12/2017, 21:07:08 |
 | Made Tony open a cafe... Tip Tony | 69.68% | 30/12/2017, 12:00:43 |
 | OK Papa Complete Level 5 | 68.54% | 30/12/2017, 21:17:54 |
 | Skip right to the action Skipped a cinematic | 60.61% | |
 | All in a day's work Complete Level 6 | 54.77% | 30/12/2017, 21:34:53 |
 | Treat yourself twice a day Drink two cups of coffee | 50.47% | |
 | No Child Left Behind Complete Level 7 | 48.43% | 30/12/2017, 21:53:28 |
 | Stairway to the living room Didn't fall down the stairs | 36.91% | |
 | No Refunds! Complete Level 8 | 34.42% | 30/12/2017, 22:33:20 |
 | Good job, Sam! Complete Story Mode Single Player | 30.78% | 30/12/2017, 22:33:41 |
 | Blink 2000 times for yes Blink 2000 times | 29.61% | |
 | ...then blew it up Blow up Tony | 28.4% | |
 | Slow down dude! Drove 150 km per hour | 24.23% | 30/12/2017, 21:00:19 |
 | Character-driven story Didn't skip any cinematics | 23.7% | 30/12/2017, 22:33:20 |
 | Piss Perfect Made no stains on yourself | 22.14% | |
 | Wordsmith Spoke perfectly | 21.8% | |
 | Good job, Sams! Complete Story Mode Co-Op | 4.99% | |
 | Hippie Boy Went to work without shoes | 4.17% | |
 | RoboCorpse Kill every robot | 3.34% | |
 | Take my breath away Completed Sams house only breathing in 15 times | 2.18% | |
 | #hashtag Found every hashtag | 1.11% | |
 | Bronze before Brains Get bronze or higher on every time trial | 0.9% | |
 | Silver Spoon in his Mouth Get silver or higher on every time trial | 0.84% | |
 | Golden Furniture Get gold on every time trial | 0.8% | |
 | HOLY FECES! Unlock all the Achievements in Manual Samuel | 0.72% |