Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | We Got the Megatome Retrieve the burdensome book of sinister sworcery from the darkness beneath Mingi Taw. | 98.93% | 13/01/2018, 15:20:53 |
 | The Ballad of the Space Babies Summon a slumbering sylvan sprite & send it skyward. | 54.52% | 13/01/2018, 16:38:43 |
 | The Mushroom Kingdom Experience the strange insight offered by a divinatory mushroom. | 48.44% | 13/01/2018, 17:14:12 |
 | The Gold Trigon Tame the cosmic geometry of The Gold Trigon in a sunlit meadow where angry bird sculptures loom. | 37.63% | 13/01/2018, 20:18:42 |
 | The Grizzled Boor Feel free to take this opportunity to secretly self-identify as a principled, loving individual or a violent psychopath. | 19.35% | 24/01/2018, 13:14:17 |
 | The Dark Moon Trigon Despite everything, tame the Dark Moon Trigon in a rain-soaked forest during a storm of thunder & lightning. | 18.44% | |
 | The Bright Moon Trigon Be awesome, get the Bright Moon Trigon from beneath an impossible island in the centre of a placid lake. | 18.1% | |
 | The Moon Grotto Use the Grizzled Boor's key to open the locked door to you-know-where. | 18.05% | |
 | Assemble the Trigon Trifecta Complete the three trigons in The Dark Moon Rock Show. | 16.75% | |
 | Now We Are Cosmic Friends Forever Upload the Megatome at the summit of Mingi Taw & complete the Scythian's woeful errand. | 15.31% | |
 | #honest Complete the Scythian's woeful errand without cheating. | 13.83% | |
 | #moar It has been said that something lurks within the White Stag of Scythia, wherever/whenever/whatever that might be. | 6.12% | |
 | Cheating Cheater Adjust your computer's date/time settings to access other moon phases & thus feel profound shame. | 5.46% | |
 | Monster Hunter Find & somehow slay at least 7 lagomorphs, you jerk. | 5.25% |