44 minutes to finish the game and get all the trading cards plus 2 seconds to clean this filth off my computer.
this is not worth ANY amount of time nor money.
if it's on sale for half a buck then get out of your house and just donate half a buck to the next hobo you find.

you can easily finish this game in 15 minutes but i had to work a lot with save / load because the game glitched out a dozen times and placed me in the floor or some other random bullsh#t problem.
it crashes, it's buggy as f#ck, the story is laughable and the overall experience is simply so bad it's almost funny. almost.
translation is hilarious though!



100% worthy of receiving the 'turd of the month' award.
congratulations!