Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Mass Murder Murder The Pope. | 90.1% | 20/07/2017, 03:08:02 |
 | As You Wish Survive Glorg. | 63.24% | 20/07/2017, 23:42:21 |
 | That Was Easy! Go through your first portal in Infinite Love Mode. | 37.03% | |
 | It's Called "Butts" Now Clear 'Flap Your Brains Out.' | 29.36% | |
 | Rear-venge! Defeat The Groove Wizard. | 25.01% | |
 | Clumsy Lover Go through five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying. | 19.31% | |
 | Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza Clear 'Slow Dance' without killing anything. | 16.02% | |
 | So Long And Thanks For All The Stars Collect every star. | 10.35% | |
 | Make Love, Not War Clear 'Babylon' without killing anything. | 8.55% | |
 | One-derful! Defeat World 1 within 10 minutes. | 8.03% | |
 | Smooth Lover Go through ten portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying. | 7.93% | |
 | Green With EnV Clear 'A Jungle Welcome.' | 7.26% | |
 | Can't Touch This! Survive 'Slow Dance' for 40 seconds without dying. | 6.95% | |
 | So Three-ling! Defeat World 3 within 22 minutes. | 6.72% | |
 | Two Awesome! Defeat World 2 within 17 minutes. | 6.35% | |
 | So Good I Ripped My Pants Clear 'Ol' Ball and Chain.' | 6.21% | |
 | Just Like My Ex Clear 'Emotional Mess.' | 6.09% | |
 | Spikey Problem Kill Spike. | 5.38% | |
 | Bonus Content For All, And For All A Good Night Complete all the holiday levels. | 5.14% | |
 | Stomach of Steel Clear 'The Rabbit Hole.' | 4.9% | |
 | Mean Green Machine Clear every level in World 4. | 4.85% | |
 | I'm a Star-vivor! Clear level 'Run Coward' without dying and collecting the Stars. | 4.67% | |
 | Super Lover Go through fifteen portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying. | 4.61% | |
 | Get To The Chopper! Clear level 'Over By Christmas' without dying and collect both Stars. | 4.23% | |
 | How Four-tuitous! Defeat World 4 within 26 Minutes. | 3.94% | |
 | Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours! Beat all gold times. | 3.82% | |
 | Turbo Lover Go through twenty portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying. | 3.49% | |
 | Infinite Lover Go through twenty-five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying. | 3.16% | |
 | Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle! Earn zero deaths on every level. | 3.15% | |
 | Electronic Super Done! Get every Star, beat every Gold Time, and earn 0 deaths in every level. | 3.11% | |
 | Do Wanderers Dream of Mechanical Butts? Hit less than 7 bounce arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.' | 3.06% | |
 | Electronic Super King! Earn every achievement. | 3% | |
 | Thinking With Portals, Doing Science Take the shortest route in 'An Evil Portal Mess.' | 2.34% | |
 | Jumping the Snowmouth! Bounce on exactly 22 arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.' | 2.28% | |
 | What A Mess! Complete every level in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.' | 2.26% | |
 | Being a Level Designer Means Never Having to Apologize Beat 'A Laser Danger Mess' without dying or using smash. | 2.1% | |
 | Mopping Up Clean the clock on all gold times in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.' | 2.01% |